Jump City Citizen
Joined: 30 Jun 2010
|Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:37 am
|Something I wrote just today. This is my take on what Jason Voorhees would most likely do after eleven movies (the eleventh is the remake)...
(T: For a moment of violence)
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE
Jason is standing in front of the lake, wearing his trademark hockey mask, holding his big machete.
He looks bored. He crosses his arms and starts tapping his left foot.
Jason: (slightly annoyed) Anytime now…anytime now. Some stupid teenager is bound to show up...then I can do my killing.
A tumbleweed passes him by. He gets startled and he readied his machete. Realizing it wasn’t a person, he groans in aggravation.
Jason: God, is this the price I pay for making ten movies and a stupid remake?? This freaking boring!
Jason: I just wish that my buddies, Freddy and Michael, didn’t have to put up with this, too. Damn, who the hell am I talking to?
He waits for another five seconds when a raccoon races past. Jason chases after it, but he can’t catch up.
Jason: Oh, screw this!
He impales himself on his machete and falls into the water.
"Trust is love. Fight with honor. But fight to win. The future is scary. But I say? Bring it on. We can take it! And may the freakin' glory of freakin' Gaea be with you!" - Vanessa Kapatelis, Wonder Woman #600